FRIDAY FAILURES AND FLIGHTS

I was so excited for Friday, my friends. All week long, just agonizing for it to arrive. I knew I could test in the morning, and then Philip and I were hopping on a flight bound for Chicago to surprise my parents. I hadn’t been on a plane in six months (my longest dry spell in probably six years), and, despite the cramps I was experiencing, I was fantasizing about buying “Grandma” and “Grandpa” mugs at the O’Hare airport. (And also severely scolding myself for indulging in said fantasy.)

I woke up at 5 a.m. and forced myself to go back to sleep. I was strangely calm. I woke up again at 6 and decided it was time. So into the bathroom I went. After thinking for a minute, the HPT gave me the same shitty news it always does: Not Pregnant.

I buried it in the trash, that insidious piece of heartless plastic, and crawled back in bed. “Not pregnant,” I said to Philip.

“I’m sorry,” he said. We lay in each other’s arms for a while, staring at the ceiling. “It’s OK to cry,” he finally said.

I took a deep breath. I didn’t really feel like crying. “I wanted to be pregnant!” I blurted, and started sobbing.

Thank God I cried. The anger, the disappointment, the doubt — all the emotions that usually take me days to slog through — hit me in one intense rush.

Eventually we had sex, which was absolutely the right thing to do. When we got up, I was still sad, but I was determined to still enjoy this day.

Surprising my parents was so much fun, I can’t even tell you. In all of the nearly 11 years I’ve lived in Florida, I had never flown up for a surprise visit. My parents thought they had dinner reservations with just my sister and her boyfriend, but when they got to the restaurant, Philip and I were already at the table. It took a minute for my parents to register who they were looking at. Then my mom gasped, dropped her purse on the ground and fell into my arms crying. My dad cried too — success!

The next day we surprised them with tickets to see the White Sox play, and we drove into Chicago early to eat at Revolution Brewing’s brewpub. The Sox won with a walk-off hit. Such a stellar day.

All that's missing is my other sissy, Alyssa.

Notice Philip's chipmunk-cheek full of sunflower seeds and his hat -- he's still reppin' the D.

Despite the joy of being together with my family, the pall of our second failed IUI still hung over me like a thin cloud, and I talked about infertility with my family quite a bit over the weekend. At the surprise dinner, I told my mom, “You’re not going to be grandparents yet, but at least we’re here.” Another night, my mom and I soaked in their hot tub unapologetically and gabbed about treatment.

My dad shared that it’s hard for him to see his friends becoming grandparents — he’s jealous — so it was funny/sad for me to realize he was experiencing a bit of what it feels like to be a bitter infertile. (He was also incensed to learn that all IUI does is put the sperm directly into the uterus. “How is that different from just trying on your own?!” he boomed. Well, Dad, it does cost $1,000 more …)

So now I’m back in the Sunshine State, back at work, back to my kitties, but not back to the fertility clinic. We’re taking a break for the next two cycles in order to focus on our upcoming trip to Bolivia and Chile.

I feel very impatient to find our resolution, but at the same time, I gotta say it’s really helpful to have something like a big trip to look forward to, even if it’s a detour on the path toward an answer. We have more bookings to make, visas to acquire, gear to get (gotta get the gear!). We’ll finally meet our sponsored child after almost a decade of exchanging letters. We’ll drive through Bolivia’s otherworldly salt flats (elevation 12,000 feet!) and drink Chilean wine in the driest desert in the world.

It’s also a relief to take a break from the injections, the appointments, the pelvic ultrasounds, the blood draws, the pill popping, the oozy progesterone, the nagging calls to my insurance company, the ambivalence about exercising and drinking. I’m sure by August I’ll be chomping at the bit to jump back into it all, but for now, I don’t miss it one bit.

So, now I have two failed IUIs under my belt. I’m one IUI away from starting the process of IVF. With every new failure, I feel more and more like a card-carrying member of this infertility community. I’ve got the cred to speak to it; I’ve got the empathy to listen with compassion. I’ve been brainstorming about how to make my voice stronger, clearer and more helpful — looking for God’s leading, though phrasing it like that is uncomfortable for me.

And maybe I’ll take advantage of this two-month break in other ways too. Maybe I’ll paint my hallway (no need to worry about paint fumes!) or give acupuncture another big go (no need to worry about Chinese herbs interfering with hormone medication!). And I’ll certainly be back at boot camp. Who’s going to join me?