Tuesday, August 28, 2012

RITES OF PASSAGE FOR THE FERTILE, PART 1*: THE GENDER REVEAL

I just got invited to a baby-gender-reveal dinner. The couple will get a sealed envelope containing the ultrasound results and bring it to Publix. Then Publix will make a cake with either blue or pink filling. When they cut the cake after dinner, the filling will indicate the gender.

My jealousy and pain make me think I can't handle attending this event. However, my conscience says I should suck it up and be supportive. Also, I really like Publix cake.

What should I do?

*There will likely not be a Part 2.